A few weeks ago I bought this bowl already planted with very healthy-looking Hyacinth bulbs. Its label promised that the flowers would be pink which meant they'd match my cushions . Obviously somebody made a mistake!
Strangely enough the exact opposite happened a few years ago when I bought a rose labelled white. It's the healthiest rose bush in the garden with prolific flowers but they're a beautiful shade of red.
My next remark should obviously be "Off with Their Heads."